Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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