how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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