their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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