sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I can't trust your balls anymore.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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