scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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