I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
