Having a random hookup so left but love u
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This is the high leading the old right now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Randomize
