her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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