Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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