I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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