I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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