The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
pray to the hookup gods
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
