Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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