Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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