I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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