Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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