Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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