I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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