are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize