do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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