So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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