i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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