you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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