Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
