Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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