problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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