oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
