Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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