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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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