Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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