I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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