The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I supernannyed him into submission
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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