I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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