i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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