R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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