we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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