Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
third nipple confirmed
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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