Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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