so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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