This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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