I love black thongs
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
There r osticjed everywhere
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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