and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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