It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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