That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I touched a dick in church today
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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