so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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