Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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