We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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