This is not my ceiling
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I love having hate sex.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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