how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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