I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Shame is for Republicans.
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