I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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