White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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