The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
